I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize