She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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