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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am puke

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?

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• (631): View more from New York

  we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

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• (831): View more from California

  oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha

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  I have feelings that need drinking.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.

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• (518): View more from New York

  My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can

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  Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk

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