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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment

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• (626): View more from California

  We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen

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• (347): View more from New York

  Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!

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  Not okay.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Can you bring me the toilet please

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole

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