i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think I died a long time ago.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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