It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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