oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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