yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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