just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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