the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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