Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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