doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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