Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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