Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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