I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Michael Bay diarrhea
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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