And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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