i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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