i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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