i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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