We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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