You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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