so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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