he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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