Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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