quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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