2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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