everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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