your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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