I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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