Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
That's intense
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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