Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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