It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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