People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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