Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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