New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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