My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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