Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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