that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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