She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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its like you know when i get waxed
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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