Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS