love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
