I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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