Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
