is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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