How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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