Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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