babies were throwing up all over the place
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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