now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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