Nicole vs. Life
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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