It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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