pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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