Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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