I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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