Got a toothbrush?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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