guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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