At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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