Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
