Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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