now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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