Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that