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Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes

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(504): Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes http://tfl.nu/awap

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(716): View more from New York

I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you

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(716): I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you http://tfl.nu/bf9k

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(512): View more from Texas

what did gay clubs do before lady gaga

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(512): what did gay clubs do before lady gaga http://tfl.nu/x7iq

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.

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(908): just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep. http://tfl.nu/seq6

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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.

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(845): So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation. http://tfl.nu/fvna

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(716): View more from New York

i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?

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(716): i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know? http://tfl.nu/fcdy

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food

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(403): He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food http://tfl.nu/demt

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(231): View more from Michigan

Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.

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(231): Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs. http://tfl.nu/oqp6

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

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(+64): was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ?? http://tfl.nu/6vfo

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(914): View more from New York

The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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(914): The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands. http://tfl.nu/vf34

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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'

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(513): She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste' http://tfl.nu/jrl8

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(330): View more from Ohio

Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.

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(330): Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving. http://tfl.nu/wsf8

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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.

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(218): Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate. http://tfl.nu/leuc

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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime

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(+61): We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime http://tfl.nu/tsil

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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?

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(763): Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth? http://tfl.nu/20vv

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