I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so let's talk penis.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.