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  dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

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• (530): View more from California

  dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.

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• (510): View more from California

  Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.

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• (631): View more from New York

  My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?

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