Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.

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(253): View more from Washington

My mind says no, but my body says yes.

(703): View more from Virginia

What does your body say about chlamydia?

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(518): View more from New York

wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did I show you my penis last night?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.

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(631): View more from New York

Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...

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(540): View more from Virginia

Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

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