Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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