69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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